First of all SPRING BREAK '06! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Now that that's finished, I'm gonna do a survey you little bitches.
Elementary School
1. What elementary school did you go to?: Bellaire Elementary, where you dodge more bullets than dodgeballs
2. What was the mascot?: The flaming gay Whirlybird. He was purple.
3. What were the school colors?: Purple
4. Who was your kindergarten teacher?: Ms. Dickerson, the dirtiest whore that ever whored. No wonder she was alone.
5. Who was your best friend in kindergarten?: Miranda and Robert
6. Did you go to morning, afternoon, or all-day kindergarten?: morning
7. Did you get snacks? We were too poor for snacks. Well... sometimes we did get styrofoam...
8. Did you have naptime?: NO, and I'm pissed about that too.
9. Who was your first grade teacher?: Mrs. Stevenson, another dirty whore of a teacher. She made me turn my card to yellow... I wasn't even the one talking... Hmmm, maybe I've held this grudge too long...
10. Who was your best friend in first grade?: Miranda, Robert, and Erika
11. What was your favorite thing about first grade?: the pumpkin shirts!
12. Did you learn to read in first grade?: Well, duh. I'm not a bridge kid. I knew how to read when I was four.
13. Who was your second grade teacher?: Mrs. Curtis. The best teacher ever. EVER.
14. Who was your best friend in second grade?: Robert and Miranda
15. Did you learn how to multiply and divide in second grade?: No. We were too poor for standard mathematics.
16. Did you take a field trip to see a play?: Yeah! We went to Casa Manana
17. Who was your third grade teacher?:Mrs. Apple. She married the story time man that came in once a week... Even then I knew they were doing it...
18. Who was your best friend in third grade?: Robert, Miranda, and Sadie
19. Was third grade one of your favorite years?: Yep
20. What did you do at recess?: HardXCore Four Square
21. Who was your fourth grade teacher?: Mrs. Fitch... Oh, I heard the name game so many times with that teacher...
22. Who was your best friend in fourth grade?: Sadie and Miranda
23. If you're a girl, did you secretly wish to get boobs?: No, I thought they looked like too much extra weight... And look at me now 
24. Did you have to watch videos about puperty? No, that was in the fifth grade
25. Who was your fifth grade teacher?: Mrs. Kelley
26. Who was your best friend in fifth grade?: Sadie and Miranda
27. Did you think you were a "big kid" in fifth grade?: No, I was tiny.
28. Did you think fourth graders were "little kids"?: No. What am I? Gay?
29. Were you sad to leave elementary school?: Not sad, just terrified
Middle School
1. What middle school did you go to?: HJH, holla back now ya'll
2. What was the mascot?: the red raider
3. What were the school colors?: red and silver
4. Was it scary going to seventh grade for the first time? eh, less terrifying than I thought it would be
5. Did you have a brother or sister at your middle school?: no
6. Did you make new friends in middle school?: bunches
7. Was middle school the time when everyone became drug addicts?: yeah pretty much. But don't acted surprised, it was Hurst Junior High.
8. Did you ever see a fight?: again, it was Hurst Junior High
9. Did you like seventh grade?: bunches
10. In seventh grade, did you see sixth graders as "little kids"?: no
11. Was seventh grade the year a lot of girls got slutty?: of course
12. Did you ever hear rumors about girls in your grade having sex?: again, I'm gonna play the "it was Hurst" card
13. Did anyone in your grade get pregnant?: Refer to answers in numbers 7,8 and 12
14. Did you think you were hot stuff in eighth grade?: ewww, no. I was icky.
15. Did you think, as eighth graders, you ruled the school? No
16. Did you have an eighth grade social?: no
17. Was eighth grade the year a lot of people started drinking?: no
18. Did you think it was cool to be seen talking to high school kids?: no
19. If you're a girl, what grade did you start shaving your legs?: maybe about seventh grade
20. Was middle school a fun experience?: overall? Yes.
21. Who was your favorite teacher?: hmmmm, maybe... Mrs. Smith
22. Who did you hang out with the most?: Vanessa, Kimmy, Miranda, and the rest o' the gang
The Early Days
1. Birthdate:June 11th 1988
2. Where were you born?: Bedford, Texas
3. What time were you born?: 3:30 in the afternoon
4. Where you born early, late, or on time? right on time : ) I'm always VERY punctual.
5. Do you have a twin?: no
6. Are you the youngest, oldest, middle or only child?: I'm the baby
7. What was your first word?: Pepsi
8. When did you first learn how to walk? after about a year and a half, I think
9. Did you watch Barney?: No, he was lame. Lamb Chop was my nigga
10. Did you watch Blue's Clues?: Did I? I still do.
11. Did you ever wet the bed?: once or twice
12. Who was your biggest idol?: Sherrie Lewis
13. What was your favorite Halloween costume?: Little Bo Peep
14. How old were you when you stopped believeing in Santa?: I never just stopped, my dreams were shattered at the tender age of 7
15. How old were you when you lost your first tooth?: 6
16. Did you ever watch Power Rangers?: yeah, I was forced
17. What about Are You Afraid of The Dark?: yeah, that was when TV was good
18.Boys?: ?
19. What about Justin Timberlake from N*Sync?: Yeah, I made some big mistakes in my day
20. What elementary school did you go to?: Didn't we already do this?
21. Who was your best friend in elementary school?: Sadie, Robert, and Miranda
22. Who was your favorite teacher in elementary school?: Mrs. Curtis
23. What middle school did you go to?: C'mon now, this is just repetitive
24. Did you like middle school?: yeppers
25. Who was your best friend in middle school?: Vanessa and Miranda
26. Is high school better than middle school?: ummm, duh
Now
1. Age: 17, bitches
2. Location: Texas
3. Are you tall or short?: Tall? I'm like a giant.
4. Who do you hang out with the most?: Myler and Vanessa
5. Do you drive?:all the time
6. Do you have a job?: yeah. I work at Spring Creek
7. Do you get along with your parents?: of course. Even though they make some mistakes, they're still swell folks.
8. Do you get along with your siblings?: mostly
9. What's your hardest class?: Probably Econ.
10. Do you like school?: eh
11. Do you ever babysit to earn extra money?: Ewwww. You couldn't pay me enough.
12. What school do you go to?: LD Bell High School
13. If you're a girl, do you wear makeup?: a little, tinsy bit
14. If you're a guy, do you wear cologne? can't answer due to my lack of a penis
15. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yep
16. What's the longest you've been out on a school night?: about 4:30 in the morning
17. What's the longest you've been out on a Friday night?: About 4:30 the next morning
18. Ever smoked?: icky, NO
19. Ever drank?: ewww, no
20. Are you a stoner?:no
21. Do you know anyone who's been pregnant?: don't think so
22. Do you have a cell phone?: yes
23. Do you have an iPod or an MP3 player?: no
24. What time do you go to bed on school nights?: midnightish or later
25. What time do you get up on school mornings?: usually 6:30
26. Is this survey over?: you tell me
27. Are you sure?: your writing it
Did you spend your childhood time with mostly real or imaginary friends?: real
Did people consider you an odd child?: yeah
Do you have memories that go back to when you were only a few months old? yeah, I think so
Do you remember any thoughts you had when you where very young?: yeah
If you answered "intricate", give an example of one of those thoughts: I remember thinking that my mommy's hair exploded after she came back from getting one of her hott early 90's perms
Were your dreams very vivid as a child?: yes
What is the strangest memory you have from early childhood? watching the rhinos have sex at the zoo
Were you a child prodigy or did you display any gifts at a young age? when I was real young, I got tested for being unnaturally smart for my age, but I really fell off the wagon after 3rd grade
What was the most "grown-up" thing you ever said as a child?: when I was four, I said I wanted to be a rancher, and my grandma said "Oh, you wanna work on a ranch?" and I said "NO! People are gonna work for me!"
What were your favoite TV shows in early childhood?: Lamb Chop
Were you afraid of monsters?: very
Did you believe that fictional characters were real? Santa
Were you more quiet and artistic or loud and physical?: quiet
Issues and US Stuff
Do you eat meat?: yeah
If you do, what is your justification for it?: 'cause humans are biologically supposed to eat meat since we're omnivores. It's how nature goes, folks.
If you could legalize 3 things in the US, what would they be?: Gay marriage, and other than that I like the law the way it is
Do you belive in the death penalty?: somewhat
If you had a choice, which country would you have chosen to be born into?: America
Describe your feelings about marijuana legalization: horrible idea
What about gay marriage?: Two people loving each other is the same everywhere, no matter who the two people are
Red, White and Blue is a kool color combination, right? eh
What television news coverage do you detest the most?: c-span
What will you do if Bush is re-elected?: I wouldn't know what to say since they have to change an amendment and all
Which state do you think will drop off into the ocean first?: God willing, Arkansas, but the chances of that happening to a land locked state are slim to none I guess
Who do you consider "American Heroes"?: good people
Completely Obtuse And Silly Questions
Have you ever taken something apart just to see how it worked? ALL the time
Do you ever yell at the television while you are alone?: no, I'm not crazy
Name a few things (if any) that you bought on Ebay recently: none
Are the Muppets sinister?: no, they're amazing
Do you watch the Science Channel (Discovery) on a regular basis?: duh, it's me
Ever gotten into an "in person" argument with a total stranger?: I don't think so...
Sugar or Honey?: sugar
How many e-mails do you recieve a day?: maybe 3 or so
Do you think that time travel is a possibility? not realistically
Have you ever had a past life regression?: no
San Francisco or New York City?: DUH. San Francisco, the city of my people
Are you slightly addicted to online tests and surveys?: only when I'm bored
Close your eyes and type the first random image that pops into your head: giraffe
If you could choose a time period in which to live, which would it be?: The time period of the Roman Empire
Friends
Describe your best friend as if you were describing a character from a film: that's stupid
Do you have friends that are drastically different from each other?: not all that drastic
List a few key traits that all of your friends have in common: they're all HILARIOUS
Have you ever been betrayed by a close friend?: no, we're a trusting bunch
If yes, are you still friends with that person?:
Are your friends mostly your age, younger or older?: my friends' ages are all over the place
Family
Are you close to your family?: some of them
What traits are you glad you inherited from them?: My outstanding rack. Thanks Grandma!
Which traits are you pissed off you inherited from them?: Depression
What sitcom does your family most remind you of?: that's stupid question
Does your family live locally or far away?: both
Have you ever stopped speaking to someone in your family? no
Have either of your parents died?: no
Is your family very much like you or are you opposites?: both
How many siblings do you have?: 1
Has your family ever thrown food at each other? yes
Are the holidays a nightmare or a time of joy?: joy
Do you look like your parents?: yes
List one interesting fact about your family: My mom has burnt biscuits at Thanksgiving every year since 1998
Lovers
Gay, Straight, Bi-sexual or no idea?: straight
Married/partnered?:neither
Ever gone out with someone you were embarrassed to be seen with?: little bit
Ever broken someone’s heart?: I think so
How many serious relationships have you had?: 1
Do you believe in monogamy?: yes
Have you ever lusted obsessively over someone you knew you couldn't have?: YES
Do you believe in the theory of soulmates?: absolutely
Ever cheated?: ...
Been cheated on?: hope not
Most important emotional qualities of a lover?: lover? what a gay way to put it... but I guess I'd say sense of humor
Would You Rather...
Eat a steak or a whole tube of toothpaste?: steak
Be covered in papercuts or cigarette burns?: burns
Be percieved as intelligent or street-smart or both or neither? intelligent
Eat a bottle cap or a spider the size of a bottle cap?: spider. what? It's just protein
Be ruled exclusively by your heart or your mind?: heart
Have the power to read minds or make anyone fall in love with? make anyone fall in love with me
Chew shards of broken glass or sit on a lighted barbeque grill?: lighted barbeque grill
Be able to fly or be able to render yourself invisible?: be able to fly
Have questionable integrity or no sense of humor?:integrity
Granted the answers to any 3 questions or ability to resurrect one person?: granted the answers to any 3 questions
Final Questions
Ever had a great song ruined for you after it was used in a commercial?: no
Ever yelled at an SUV?:yes. God damn soccer moms...
Hummmer?:YES. EVERY time one drives by...
If you could turn back time and change one thing what would it be? absolutely nothing
Bambi or Nemo?: ummm, clearly I'm gonna choose Nemo
How long have you been on xanga?: like 3 months
Do you find it to be a fulfilling experience?: what a gay question
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